Hot Fuzz – Movie Quotes

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Nicholas Angel: What’s the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
(Leaps over back-garden fences)

Danny Butterman: Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

Danny Butterman: Bring the noise!
(Turns siren on)

Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag.

Sergeant Turner: Nobody tells me nothin’.

Nicholas Angel: Oy! When’s your birthday?
Underage Drinker #1: 22nd of February.
Nicholas Angel: What year?
Underage Drinker #1: Every year!

Nicholas Angel: Mr. Porter, what’s your wine selection?
Roy Porter: Oh, we’ve got red… and, er… white?
Nicholas Angel: I’ll have a pint of lager, please.

Danny Butterman: By the power of Greyskull!

Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman?
Nicholas Angel: Officer.
Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman-officer?

Danny Butterman: Do you want anything from the shop?
Nicholas Angel: Cornetto.

[Andy takes a swig of beer, leaving a “moustache” of froth on his moustache]
Nicholas Angel: You’ve got a moustache.
DS Andy Wainwright: …I know.

Reverend Philip Shooter: Oh, fuck off, grasshopper.

DS Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.

Nicholas Angel: You’re a doctor, deal with it!
Danny Butterman: Yeah, motherfucker!

Danny Butterman: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, ‘Aaaaaaah?’

Nicholas Angel: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it’s time to rock and roll!

Danny Butterman: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I’ll prefer?
Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
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Michael: Yarp.

Danny Butterman: Where’s the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say “cool off?”
Nicholas Angel: No I didn’t say anything…
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said “play time’s over” and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You’re off the fuckin’ chain!

[Angel is woken in the middle of the night with the report of a suspicious death]
Nicholas Angel: [on the phone] “Decaffeinated?”
[cut to shot of two decapitated heads]

[Mr. Skinner has tripped and landed with his chin impaled on a miniature church spire at the model village]
Simon Skinner: Ow! Thish really hurtsh… I’m gonna need shome ice-creeeem.

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‘Shrek’ Quotes

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“That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” – Donkey

“And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin’ outta my butt that day!” -Donkey

“Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?” – Donkey
“That would be my home.” – Shrek
“Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.” – Donkey

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“WHY are you following me?” – Shrek
“Oh, I’ll tell you why.
[starts to sing] ‘Cause I’m all alone, There’s no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There’s no one to deride me! But ya gotta have friends…” – Donkey
“STOP SINGING! Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends!” – Shrek
“Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that truly honest!” – Donkey

Donkey: …Can I stay with you?
Shrek: What?
Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek: Of course!
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO!

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” – Donkey

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Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad: All right, then! Who’s hiding them?
Gingerbread Man: Okay, I’ll tell you… Do you know… the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: Well, she’s married to the Muffin Man…
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad: She’s married to the Muffin Man…

Shrek: [observing a giant building] That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle… Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?

Top 10 Most Famous Movie Quotes

1. “…Bond. James Bond.”
(Sean Connery, Dr. No (1962))

2. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
(Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca (1942))

3. “Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.”
(Mae West, I’m No Angel (1933))

4. “I’ll be back.”
(Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator (1984))

5. “Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”
(Jean Harlow, Hell’s Angels (1930))

“Won’t you excuse me for a moment while I … slip into something a little bit more … comfortable?”
(Madeline Kahn, Blazing Saddles (1974)) (parody)

6. “My Mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.'”
(Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump (1994))

7. “I could dance with you till the cows come home…On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows when you came home.”
(Groucho Marx, Duck Soup (1933))

8. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!”
(Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind (1939))

9. “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the f–k do you think you’re talkin’ to?”
(Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver (1976))

10. “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”
(Greta Garbo, Anna Christie (1930))